Here ye, here ye! I doth decree the pre-sale of the 2012 Geekhouse ‘Razzle Dazzle’ Cyclocross kit in all of it’s neon glory! We are only going to be offering this kits this ONE time, never again, like ever, like not even if you paid me a ton of Powerball winning money! This is your one an only time to purchase this limited edition, never to be made again, eye searing hipster magic kit. So better get razzlin dazzlin over to the Geekhouse CX Big Cartel store to see all the fixins (geekhouse is not responsible to any tingling of the eyes or extremities caused by viewing this link). Oh, did I mention THIS IS A ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY, and it expires December 15th at high Noon! But wait there’s more, purchase a Geekhouse jersey now, and you also win the opportunity to purchase a Cuppow and matching Freaker as well. Oh the humanity!
-Marty
